My favorite is “I lived through the Cold War”, as though being a veteran of propaganda saturation makes them an authority.

So what? Most books sit on shelves unread until they are recycled by Half Priced Books. Might as well use them until they fall apart instead of display them to look smart.

Chicken soup for the soul, not the organs.

And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.

There are new versions with extremely similar names.

Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.

In my personal opinion, those folks need to lighten up. We’re talking about a completely fictional realm where there is plenty of fantasy diversity expressed in other ways, written by a British man who was born in 1892. Enjoy it or don’t, but there really isn’t much foundation to assume that Tolkien was trying to be racist with his literary choices.

From the Wikipedia article on Tolkien and race:

In his personal life, he was anti-racist both in peacetime and during the two World Wars.

Sure, we can throw in some black characters in new productions of his work, but judging the man by modern standards is just looking for outrage.

They ignored a load of other really massive crimes from Trump’s first administration—why would they have gone after him for this one?

This is just a glory hole with extra steps.

This is not very well thought out. People survive accidents all the time, far more than they die from them. It is confirmation bias that makes you feel like it is easy to die from one because people only focus on the bad ones. Normal injuries and close calls fly under the radar.

Go on, kiss the fish!

America takes over America to ensure it is run by Americans.

This is correct. RSTLNE. Real wheeler’s know what I’m talkin’ about.

We aren’t really cool with that though, people tend to write a longer personal note inside those cards.

He won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.

The better question is why would they?

Step one, poop in a paper bag.
Step two, light the bag on fire.
Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.

Happy cake day to my favorite cum fart.

There’s Hoffman music forum. Private torrent sites have great forums for different genre’s of art. There are forums for writers, queer people, furries, and almost every other subculture out there.

Whachutalkin’ about, Willis?

Tots and pears, indeed.